Satanic Temple Asks Boston To Fly Flag After Supreme Court Ruling

The Satanic Temple has requested to fly its flag over Boston Metropolis Corridor after a latest Supreme Court docket ruling that the town violated a Christian group’s constitutional free speech rights by refusing to lift a flag bearing the picture of a cross. What do you assume?

“Okay, simply as long as they don’t permit any creepy Mormon stuff.”

Jude McCaskill, Unemployed

“I don’t want a flag as a result of I carry Devil in my coronary heart.”

Lori Masterson, Line Organizer

“Isn’t Boston evil sufficient already?”

Nicco Gannon, Trolling Specialist