Fascinated God Attends His First Shabbat Dinner

JERSEY CITY, NJ—Asking plenty of questions on all of the novel meals gadgets and charming rituals, Yahweh, Our Lord God and Creator, reportedly attended His first Shabbat dinner Friday evening and was delighted by the expertise. “Wow, I can’t imagine I’ve by no means been to one in all these earlier than—it’s so attention-grabbing!” stated the Everlasting One, whose intonation of the phrases “LET THERE BE LIGHT” was heard for miles round when His host requested if He wouldn’t thoughts turning on the lights within the eating room. “I admit I used to be a bit nervous that I wouldn’t know all the principles, however anytime I wasn’t certain what to do, My pal Dan would whisper in My ear and let Me know. If I’m being sincere, I’m not tremendous spiritual, however I actually do respect the custom and ceremony of all of it. Plus, I received to put on a yarmulke for the primary time, which was neat.” At press time, Shabbat dinner attendees confirmed God was singing “Shalom Aleichem” louder and extra enthusiastically than anybody else on the desk.