WASHINGTON—Cheering for the unimaginable sleight-of-hand on show, President Joe Biden reportedly clapped in amazement Tuesday after an FBI agent pulled a doc marked “high secret” from behind his ear. “Whoa-ho-ho! How the heck did you try this, man?” mentioned the commander-in-chief, who appeared to beam with delight because the agent pretended to sneeze a federal warrant out of his left nostril, permitting him to go looking Biden for a number of violations of the Presidential Data Act. “I’m severe! I’ve received no concept the way you made it look so actual! Christ, I wasn’t anticipating something like that in 1,000,000 years. C’mon, let me see it once more!” At press time, sources confirmed the federal officer had responded to the president’s requires an encore by pulling a pair of handcuffs from his sleeve.