Dominican sailor Elvis Francois was rescued by the Colombian navy after he says his sailboat was swept off to sea whereas making repairs, surviving the 24-day ordeal by consuming solely a bottle of ketchup and a few seasonings. What do you assume?
“My God, I hope at the very least it was Heinz.”
Lance Romero, Vestibule Designer
“Large deal, I did that for all of faculty.”
Ron Cherniak, Chief Bagger
“I can’t think about somebody may stay that lengthy with none mustard in any respect.”
Katie Corridor, Workplace Historian
