FOND DU LAC, WI—Questioning the accuracy of a latest article within the native newspaper, associates and neighbors of late Fond du Lac resident Garry Park, 74, reportedly took challenge with The Reporter Wednesday after surmising that Park’s obituary was clearly copied from the Wikipedia article on Genghis Khan. “For starters, it says proper right here that Garry was born in 1162 within the Khentii Mountains,” stated longtime neighbor Deborah Higgins, 68, who claimed Park had barely ever left Wisconsin, so far as she knew, not to mention “held management over a lot of central and northeast Asia.” “Certain, he was a husband and father, that half’s okay, however cripes, he by no means talked about having 16 million residing male descendants, at the least to not me. And he was married to Bev, not Börte, Yesugen, Yesui, Khulan Khatun, Möge Khatun, Juerbiesu, and Ibaqa Beki. Except that was earlier than they moved to Fond du Lac again in ’71? However I assumed Bev and him have been highschool sweethearts.” At press time, Higgins expressed skepticism about Park conquering the Silk Street and nonetheless having time to bowl a 170 common within the Tuesday league at Ledgeview Lanes.
